Snotface!

If you haven’t seen this:

I pity you.

It’s hilarious and odd, and it’s no wonder that when it was released in 1991 it didn’t really fare well in theatres. But a cult following has carried it along to be released on DVD, and now there is even talk of a remake with Russell Brand. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Polly: And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, will you marry me?

Yes, she whispered, I will be your princess.

Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Polly: Of course, Elizabeth.

Young Elizabeth: How do you know?

Polly: Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit!

Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!

Every little girl needs a Drop Dead Fred.

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