If you haven’t seen this:
I pity you.
It’s hilarious and odd, and it’s no wonder that when it was released in 1991 it didn’t really fare well in theatres. But a cult following has carried it along to be released on DVD, and now there is even talk of a remake with Russell Brand. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Polly: And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, will you marry me?
Yes, she whispered, I will be your princess.
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Polly: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do you know?
Polly: Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit!
Every little girl needs a Drop Dead Fred.