He’s been bald for a long time, people.

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Recently this frightening photo emerged, as the evaluation of Phil Spector has gotten underway at North Kern State Prison. According to this article on CNN.com, Spector will be assigned an appropriate prison assignment following this procedure, for the maximum sentence of the second-degree murder of Lana Clarkson.

Unfortunately for the master behind the ‘Wall of Sound,’ “California prison inmates are not permitted to wear wigs under Title 15, Article 5, Section 3062 of the state’s prison regulations, which addresses inmate hygiene. Corrections officials also are concerned that wigs can be used to hide contraband.

This photo, while startling to see, did not come as much of a surprise to me, since I’ve recently been reading Ronnie Spector’s autobiography, “Be My Baby” (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!! – the backstory behind the rise and fall of one of the best 60s girl groups – The Ronettes).

Ronnie recounts Phil’s odd behavior, and his desperate and ignorant attempts in hiding his baldness.

“Phil started losing his hair around the time we met. In fact, there’s a picture that was taken when he signed us in March of 1963, which also was the first day I ever saw him wearing a toupee. It was so obvious if you knew him, but he still went to great lengths to hide the fact that he wore wigs, even when we slept together.”

Now I cannot, for the life of me, understand what Ronnie saw in Phil, physically. She does state over and over that she was attracted to him; she found his small stature to be cute, his soft-spoken nature to be endearing. Of course as she spent more and more time with him, and their personal relationship evolved, his attractiveness waned.

“After we’d do our foreplay, he’d get up from the bed and make sure all the lights were out. That way I couldn’t watch him when he took his hair off. Then he’d stumble into the bathroom in the dark, so he could rub this acetone solvent all over his head. It was the smelliest stuff in the world, but I guess it was the only thing he could use to get the toupee glue off his scalp. When he came back to bed, the smell of that acetone could’ve killed a horse, but Phil tried to pretend it wasn’t there.”

Ronnie, born Veronica Bennett, was born and raised in Spanish Harlem. Her mother Beatrice was black and Cherokee, and her father, Louis, was white. This pedigree of Ronnie’s gave her a unique look, which evidently was not lost on Phil. In fact, in addition to her voice, it’s possible that Ronnie’s exotic appearance was a huge factor in Phil’s obsession with her. Being a nebbish little white guy, he might’ve thought that having a girl such as Ronnie buy his side would buy him some credibility.

As Ronnie herself noted:

“Phil always had this great love of black people. He always used black singers in his records, and he loved any kind of music that was black, from blues and jazz to gospel. Sometimes I think he wished he was black.”

Phil was obsessed with appearance, and what other people thought. Those fixations, combined with his desire to be black, culminated in a bold wig choice. When Ronnie’s mother joined the couple in their Los Angeles mansion in the late 1960s, he had her “buy him an Afro wig”.

Perhaps this Afro wig is a vintage, from his late 60s collection.
Perhaps this Afro wig is a vintage, from his late 60s collection.

“He thought it was the perfect hairstyle for a toupee, because you couldn’t see the net under all that hair. I also suspect he liked the idea of wearing a black man’s haircut. I swear, sometimes Phil thought he was black.”

That’s not even the best part. For such a musical genius, it seems that Phil hardly had any common sense, or maybe just no shame, because he had the nerve to parade around in his new Afro wig. He insisted that Ronnie and her mother attend a gospel concert with him, much to Ronnie’s dismay:

Here I was, this black girl, bored out of her mind at a gospel concert, sitting with a Jewish man in an Afro who looked like he was about to speak in tongues.”

“… Phil was moaning and wailing right along with them. He was rolling his shoulders and shaking his arms, and pretty soon he was sweating and shouting out “Amen” like he was at a Baptist revival meeting.”

“After the service, people were still staring at Phil as we worked our way through the crowd to the limousine that was waiting at the curb. My mother and I were embarrassed for him, but Phil actually looked proud as he smiled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

“I guess I showed them I’m not just any white guy,” he bragged.”

As you might imagine there are a million more gems like those in this book. I’m going to look for a biography on Spector himself next. I’ve been careful not to read Be My Baby too quickly because I don’t want it to end!

Which sneaker brandname means ‘healthy soul in a healthy body’?*

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If you’re anything like me – a word nerd – you’ll appreciate this piece by Mental Floss, providing background history to some of the most popular footwear brands in athletic and popular fashion history!

I have a newfound interest and respect for Reebok, knowing that the name is of African origin, ‘rhebok’ being the Afrikaans spelling for a type of fast antelope. Plus when I was Googling the Reebok logo, I totally came across a retro version that struck a chord in my brain. I’m pretty sure I had pink and white Reeboks at one point during my childhood.

The list of nine brands includes the Japanese Asics*, the heavyhitters Nike, Adidas and Reebok, and a few lesser-knowns too, like Brooks.

I did already know that companies like Keds and PF Flyers started thanks to rubber companies mostly interested in outfitting basketball players, thanks to my obsession with ProKeds a few years ago. Still one of my favorite shoes of all time.

I can’t quite say that I am a proponent of purchasing any products from these brands these days, since most of them are made overseas in unpleasant conditions, not to mention the amount of toxic dyes and glues that are probably involved. By the way, Converse Chuck Taylor’s are owned by Nike; so much for fighting the ‘man’, disenchanted youth!

Inside the Obama White House with Brian Williams

 

On their way to Five Guys Burgers
President Obama: "Get me away from this guy!"

 

I could watch this every night. I’m not quite sure what it is that I find so compelling. Of course, there are the bits in which NBC’s Brian Williams is sitting, one-on-one with President Obama, asking questions. There is a much more relaxed atmosphere in this interview – it’s somehow friendlier. I love seeing how the President interacts with his ‘colleagues’ in the office during a ‘normal’ day.

There were several unexpected bits of trivia that were dispensed. The official candy of the White House, you ask? M&Ms, packaged in special insignia bearing boxes, no less. And did you know that the President doesn’t really work in the Oval Office? He is much more comfortable in a small, far less grandiose office just next door. I could go on and on.

Even the segments without the President are interesting, seeing staff scurry around, tackling enormous tasks, with seemingly great attitudes. And many of them seemed so young (what am I doing with my life?!).  I’m sure they were more than aware of the huge NBC crew and their cameras, but I like to think that they weren’t totally feigning their positivity. I can’t help but wonder how this current staff and their vibe compares to that of the previous administration. 

From the interviews with all of the key figures, to the highlighting of the nuts and bolts staffers, like the Receptionist of the President, even to the editing and the music used in this special, it was brilliantly done. Fresh, modern, frenetic music was a bold choice, but such a smart one that really gives a sense of the energy apparent within the Obama White House.

Oh yeah, one complaint. They could’ve given Rahm (Rahmbo) Emanuel a little more air time. That is one fine lookin’ Chief of Staff!

 

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I'm sick, I know.

 

 

 

Monkeys laugh too!

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How amazing would it be to tickle apes and chimps and call it work?

Well that’s just what a team of researchers have done with primatologist and psychologist Marina Davila Ross of the U.K.’s University of Portsmouth. 

According to this National Geographic article the findings of their work suggest that humans “inherited our own ability to laugh from the last common ancestor from which humans and great apes evolved, which lived 10 to 16 million years ago.”

The online article has the different recorded laughs of a Bonobo, a chimp, a gorilla, and for comparison, a human baby. While it may not strike our ears as sounding quite like what we know as laughter, when you watch the video, you can’t deny that the monkeys are amused with being tickled. (Unfortunately it doesn’t seem like good ol’ National Geo doesn’t like to share, so you’ll just have to follow the link for the video if you’re interested – which you should be!)

Via BoingBoing